My Latest Song

I was a little bored at work tonight. So I wrote a song. I don't think it needs much introduction so I'll just get started.

Mega Cartridges and Their Offspring Which Includes Love, Mystery, Incompetent Narwhals, and "The Like" (But Not Regular Narwhals, Just The Useless Ones. Which As Everyone Knows, Is Just One Specific Narwhal Named Gregory Hall, Since Narwhals Tend To Be Relatively Useful Magical Creatures. Its The Elves You Have To Watch Out For.)

Mega, Mega, Mega

Mega Cartridges

They don't taste like ripple chips

They just hold napkins

And it is known

That napkins can be useful

When they wipe your face

But Gregory isn't useful

He just...

TAKES UP SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE

Oh MEGA

Mega, mega, mega

MEGA CAR-TA-RIDGES!

Woo!

*bows* No, no. Im not brilliant. Just gifted. No, don't throw money. Thats too much. You're too kind.