I got in fight with a demonic popcorn kernel today. After much bloodshed, I was crowned the victor. I must say though. I am impressed with its fortitude and strength. It held on for a good half an hour.
In a feat of mind-blowing skill, it not only wedged itself completely between two teeth so that it was not peeking out either of the sides. It also embedded itself into my gums so that a nice, steady trickle of blood dripped down my teeth.
As you may have guessed, anger and bitterness are welling up inside my heart. I really want to be mad at that little guy. But...I can't. He was just too dang amazing. So, in his honor, I'm gonna name him Francis. Well done, Francis
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