My Second Love (Bacon Chauffeurs)

On the day that is yesterday. I was speaking to a friend of mine. One who goes by the title of "Bacon-Buddy." I jokingly said I should write a song about bacon. He said I should. So like the good bacon-buddy that I am, I did. And here it is.

My Second Love (Bacon Chauffeurs)

There is a meat

And if I'm not mistaken

Without it

I would be incomplete

Because it

Oh it is my bacon

Oh Bacon!

You're my second love

Its you I dream of

When Im not

Dreaming of her

Oh! I'd buy you a yacht

And be your chauffeur

Free of charge

Since I'll be a large

Bacon connoisseur

My love has grown

For your unrivaled taste

But its not quite alone

As its joined

By my expanding waist

Your greatness

Is everlasting

And from your tastiness

I won't be fasting

Oh Bacon!

You're my second love

Its you I dream of

When Im not

Dreaming of her

Oh! I'd buy you a yacht

And be your chauffeur

Free of charge

Since I'll be a large

Bacon connoisseur

At some point I will be writing out the music for this. And I'll post it here, but until then this is all you get.

-Hi_am The Nate

P.S. Feel free to show this to Lewis, if he doesn't believe that I did it.