Hello my name is..."Destroyer of RULES!!! MUHAHAHAHA" Don't worry. My parents learned their lesson and never bought a book of baby names from a late-night infomercial again.

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!" You're probably thinking. "What on earth is going on here? This guy always posts ONE post a day. Not two, not none, not 35, just one. What's this other one doing here?!"

Thats right. You aren't misreading the date. This is my second post today. I've officially broken my own rule, but not in the way you'd expect. Let me explain.

Today, is the day that will forever be remembered as the day that King Nate of Kemenbar had been dating Queen Meg of Kemenbar for 285 days. Sure, its a random number, but Im in a random mood. And, frankly, its an achievement that begs to be celebrated. So celebrate I will.

I decided to announce this little fact of our time spent dating in every possible way. They were as follows:

• As status updates on both Yahoo email accounts I have
• In emails from both Yahoo email accounts I have
• As a Facebook status
• As a Facebook wall post
• As a Facebook message
• In Facebook Chat
• As a message between our Youtube accounts
• With an old-fashioned phone call
• With a text
• On a writing forum I happen to be affiliated with
• In a letter
• And, finally, on this blog

Honestly, if I had sidewalk chalk I'd be using that too. The truth is, sometimes I think we need to get away from our own issues and problems by just making someone else's day. Maybe thats by making a complete fool out of yourself in your effort to tell them you love them. Maybe its celebrating even the teeny, tiny, almost microscopic milestones. Maybe its breaking a rule or two. I intend to do all of them as often as I can manage.

Besides, its not like I broke my "Don't go a day without posting" rule. I just broke my "Don't post more than once a day" guideline. AND this post is in "Georgia" not "Helvetica" which practically makes this like a parenthetical statement between posts. *shrugs* It matters not. As long as My Meg smiles just once from this endeavour it will be worth it. And, believe me, if you saw her smile, you'd agree.