Maybe

A musical genius of our generation penned such a masterpiece a few years ago. You might have heard of it. The song is "Baby." The musical genius is Justin Bieber. I think I managed to pay decent homage to such a wonderful romp in the world of musical bliss. For the record, I'm giving you the link to the Relient K version, which is actually what I'm spoofing. I wouldn't actually encourage the destruction and bleeding of your poor ears.

Here's the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBgoTYjVRz0

And here's my improved lyrics...

Maybe

Oh no ohh ooh ah

Oh no ohh ooh ah

Oh nooo ohhh oh ha hum

Please don’t ask me

To compare

My two favorite

Teddy bears

You just asked

Me what I thought

But now Im all hopelessly distraught

Oh man, I’m trying

But I can’t choose

It all depends

On point of view

See this one’s Sophie

But his name’s Clyde

They’re so equal

So how could I decide?

And I was like…

Maybe, maybe, maybe ooh

Like maybe, maybe, maybe no

Like maybe, maybe, maybe ooh

How could I ever decide? (d’cide)

Ohhh ohhhh ooh ah

Ooh oh ohhhh ah

Oh ohhh ohhhh ohhhuhho

Oh its true

Its taking me forever

But I can’t help it

He’s multi-colored

Oh but Sophie’s new

Now Im so confused

I’m weighing everything

They’re both endearing

Look at that bowtie

It just melts me

And then she’s over there

Smelling like strawberries

Either could have won, won, won, won

And I just can’t believe

Im forced to choose only one

And I’m like…

Maybe, maybe, maybe ooh

Like maybe, maybe, maybe no

Like maybe, maybe, maybe ooh

How could I ever decide? (d’cide)

Maybe, maybe, maybe ooh

Like maybe, maybe, maybe no

Like maybe, maybe, maybe ooh

How could I ever decide? (d’cide)

(I know I love them)

Maybe, maybe, maybe ohh

(But its not fair)

Like maybe, maybe, maybe no

(To make me pick)

Like maybe, maybe, maybe ohh

(My favorite bear)

(Im saying no, no, no, no)

How could I ever decide? (d’cide)

Ohh ohhhh ohhh ah

Ohh ohhhh ohhh ah

Ohh ohhh ohh ohhuhho