Sequins

In the same way that you can't take your eyes off of a train wreck, you'll probably read this. My first parody song was kinda funny, the second was a little worrisome, the third is a real red flag. This guy really is nuts. I started by turning a song about being ignored by someone out of your league, into a song about getting your girlfriend to give up her pork addiction. Then I turned a song about the magic of fireflies, into a tale of me getting murdered over my horrendous dancing. Now, I've gone too far. Why would I turn a song about viewing the world as a dark place, into one about a down-and-out fashionista? I don't even know.

But someone needs to stop me. Have an intervention or something. This needs to end here and now. But it won't. How do I know? Because I've discovered a Relient K song that is perfect to make into a Portal song. Oh yes. Portal and Relient K. Shiver and scream. Anyway, here is my song. Its a parody of the Onerepublic song "Secrets."

Sequins

I need another necktie

Something to put on my chest

My outfit’s kinda boring

I used to be better dressed

Is that T-shirt distressed?

I only have it in gray

Come buy it for me on sale

I’d wear it all week, since it’s all I purchased

In complete honesty

Lately Im entirely

Out of all my currency

So, Im gonna give all my sequins away

I’m fine

Without their fake plastic shine

They’re impossible to combine

Im gonna give all my sequins away

This coat

Is good at keeping out the cold

But then it started looking old

It was begging to be sold

And every day I see you

And the clothing you’ve got a hold of

Ones with many different sizes

You don’t how badly I want

To be you

I don’t really like my clothes

Oh so

In complete honesty

Lately Im entirely

Out of all my currency

So, Im gonna give all my sequins away

I’m fine

Without their fake plastic shine

They’re impossible to combine

Im gonna give all my sequins away

Out of season

Out of place

Way too baggy

For my taste

I know my scarf is so last year

Please stop mocking me

In complete honesty

Lately Im entirely

Out of all my currency

So, Im gonna give all my sequins away

I’m fine

Without their fake plastic shine

They’re impossible to combine

Im gonna give all my sequins away

In complete honesty

Lately Im entirely

Out of all my currency

So, Im gonna give all my sequins away

I’m fine

Without their fake plastic shine

They’re impossible to combine

Im gonna give all my sequins away

All my sequins away

All my sequins away